Marc Pro – Strava rider Chuck Hutcheson broke his bike at the 2012 Tour de Nez last Sunday. He still managed to finish 6th on a neutral bike that was the wrong size. However, Chuck has now been without a bike for the last FIVE days. He has gone the length of what many consider a full work week without turning a single pedal in anger.
Chuck will have a bike to ride at this Sunday’s Norcal District Elite Criterium Championship in Pleasanton. He wrote the following email to the team to announce the thunderstorm he will be bringing. Watch the fuck out.
Tomorrow I get a bike to ride. It has been over two years since I have taken time off. I will spin on Friday, I will cruz on Saturday.
Sunday I ride in anger. SUNDAY I RIDE IN ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dO YOU KNOW WHY???????
Because THIS IS SPARTA!
I have no plans for Sundays race, but I plan on destroying it. Why? Beacause… THIS IS SPARTA!
I am angry I crashed and plan on making every other team suffer for it. If I don’t finish, I will be fine, as long as half the field does not finish either.
Team, come on Sunday. Lets destroy any hope they had of doing well. Let’s attack for no other reason, than to hurt people. Let’s let generations know, that this is the day we came to crush spirits. This is the day Marc Pro – Strava decided that it was time for them to meet their maker.
On Sunday, I will be a shell of my self this season, but I plan on either winning, or making the fool who wins suffer so bad he retires. On Sunday, I will win, or you will win, or some poor soul will win and wish he had never registered.
Why? BECAUSE, THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Chuck “Fucking” Hutcheson